• Smooshos Highland Cow Maltose Super Squeeze - The Chaos Emporium
  • Smooshos Highland Cow Maltose Super Squeeze - The Chaos Emporium
  • Smooshos Highland Cow Maltose Super Squeeze - The Chaos Emporium
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Smooshos Highland Cow Maltose Super Squeeze

Smooshos Highland Cow Maltose Super Squeeze

$17.00
$17.00
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Ultra soft and slow-rising for endless squeezes.

Adorable Highland Cow design packed with sparkly glitter.

Perfect as a stress relief toy, desk decor, or gift.

Bright, vibrant colours to light up your space.

Collectible fun – start your Smooshos squad today.

Get ready for the squishiest, most adorable desk buddy ever!

The Highland Cow Smooshos Super Squeeze is here to steal your heart and give your hands a serious dose of fun.

With a glittery sparkle and a super soft, slow-rising texture, this delightful cow is perfect for squeezing, hugging, and even a little bit of moo-therapy after a long day.

Not just a stress buster, it's also an eye-catching collectible for your shelf.

Become the envy of all your friends with the cutest, quirkiest Highland Cow around and squeeze your way to happiness!

Size: 59(L) x 55(W) x 74(H) mm

Age 3+. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3.

Care: Keep out of direct sunlight and don't let it overheat. Squish and squeeze gently, and don't over stretch.

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Why Choose The Chaos Emporium?

We are passionate about making the childhood journey fun, exciting and filled with wonder. 

We believe the best way to do that is by bringing you products that are innovative, useful and affordable without compromising on quality. 

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Customer FAQ's

What makes your toys different from what I can get elsewhere?

We’re all about screen-free, imagination-fueled fun. No flashing, no mindless noise—just toys, games and activities that actually get kids thinking, creating, and playing the way childhood was meant to feel (yes, even if it gets a little messy 😉).

Are your products really “screen-free” or just low-tech?

Truly screen-free. No sneaky apps, no hidden batteries required (unless it’s clearly part of the fun). Just good old-fashioned play that lets kids lead the adventure.

How fast is shipping? I need this yesterday…

We get it—once you’ve committed to the chaos, you want it NOW. We ship all orders within 1 business day from our Australian Warehouses in Brisbane & Sydney, so your goodies are on their way faster than your kids can say “I’m bored.”

Are your products good for gifts?

They’re elite gift material. Think: unique, thoughtful, and actually used (not tossed aside after 5 minutes). Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or “just because I survived the week” gifts.

What if something isn’t right with my order?

If something’s gone rogue, we’ve got you. Reach out and we’ll make it right—no drama, no chasing, just good humans fixing things like good humans should.