• Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar - The Chaos Emporium
  • Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar - The Chaos Emporium
  • Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar - The Chaos Emporium
  • Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar - The Chaos Emporium
  • Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar - The Chaos Emporium
  • Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar - The Chaos Emporium
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Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar

Herman Crab Book by Peter Helliar

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Herman is a bit of a hermit. He lives alone and spends his days not seeing or talking to anyone – and that’s the way he likes it. He likes having breakfast alone. He likes doing his crabercises alone. He likes watching his favourite TV show, alone. That is until the day a bubbly crab named Sandy scuttles her way into his life ...

Herman Crab is Peter Helliar’s DEBUT picture book and is packed full of Peter’s trademark humour with underlying themes of friendship and loneliness.

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